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dontgigglesherlock:

lokiandsherlock:

swissreverie:

castiowl:

S O B B I N G

OH MY FUCKING LIFE

HELP I CAN’T CLOSE MY JAWS

This post has ruined this song for me. I regret nothing.

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urlsquatter:

I forgot the word “reindeer” today so I described them as “Christmas llamas” why

me:mom i got all A's
mom:
me:mom i cleaned the whole house
mom:
me:mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom:
mom:is this your cup on the table?
me:yes
mom:you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight

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pricksatmywindow:

at my funeral when they’re lowering me into the ground i demand they play drop it like its hot

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adrimnzr:

goldentot:

I like everything except for country and rap.

who’s your favourite gregorian chant artist

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HELLZ YEUH BOI I GOT DAT FREE SHiiT

I sat through War Horse and all I got was this lousy photoset.

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ibeweave:

dis blog is rated g for gangster

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